Thursday, June 28, 2012

Something for your sweet tooth #1: Oak Mill Bakery



The wedding cake in the window at the Oak Mill Bakery (2204 West North Ave, oakmillbakery.com) was what drew me in. I am not a fan of cake for special occasions, due to the fact that those cakes are (almost) always filled with strawberries. And I don’t care for strawberries, or any fruit inside of cakes. So fruitcake is out the window for a holiday treat.
They also do pastry trays, which are the highlight
of business meetings and office parties.




Inside the bakery—one of six locations in the Chicagoland area—is a cozy spot to sit down and unwind for a few moments. Despite the fact their products are brought him from another bakery and it’s technically a (relatively small) chain, there is a neighborly and good-to-be home vibe here, especially with the staff. The young woman helping me at the counter was the one who recommended the chai tea latte to accompany my very fluffy chocolate croissant. “The soy milk is mint,” she said, “I hope that’s okay.” I never had mint soy milk before, but I figure why not give it a try.

The chai tea was cold and refreshing, and the mint soy wasn’t as powerful once it mixed in with the ice and poured inside the medium coffee mug. The chocolate croissant was not only fluffy; it also was warmed up (since no one likes a cold pastry, unless its cheesecake or you’re into cold pastries). And it was very good. The chocolate was starting the melt on the inside as I took a bite into it.

Cake pops that are happy to see you.



In addition to fluffy and warm croissants, there are various treats, including cake pops, butter cookies, chocolate pretzels, gourmet paczki, and assorted wedding breads and pastries. While sitting there, a young couple (or rather kids) entered the bakery and after staring at a lot of items, they ordered a dozen cake pops, which are essentially small spheres of cakes covered in chocolate. It is a one-way trip to diabetes. On a stick, which is mighty convenient. 

What stands out the most here is the chai tea. Though the cake pops (or rather one cake pop), goes well with your drink of choice.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Barbeque for Beginners: Lillie's Q


Lillie's Q, located on the corner of North Wolcott Street
and West North Avenue

I was walking down North Ave over the weekend, which the Green Music Festival was occurring on Damen. Lillie’s Q (1856 West North Ave, lilliesq.com) was sitting on the corner. After walking around the neighborhood for awhile, I returned and walked in. Originally I was looking for some to eat somewhere outside. I found a spot nearby but I wasn’t feeling the vibe. And I’m not sure I could walk in my shorts and t-shirt. Everyone was dressed up. And the specials advertised (“Two-for-one margaritas!” scrawled on colorful chalkboard) didn’t make me feel special.

Lillie’s Q specializes in barbeque and Southern eating and drinking, like bourbon, moonshine, and whiskey. They also have a wide selection of craft beers, all from independent and small distilleries, with the exception of Budweiser (which is available for four whole dollars). Chef Charlie McKenna, who worked in various top-notch places around the country before opening Lillie’s Q (named after his grandmother, who taught him the fine art of southern cooking) in July 2010, uses family recipes in just about every item available on the menu, from the boiled peanuts and banana pudding to the baby back ribs, sandwiches, and shrimp and grits.

For appetizers or sides to your meal, whether it’s a sandwich or a whole chicken, add some mac ‘n’ cheese and sweet potato fries. I know, I know, you are watching your diet. But hey, you are in the center of Bucktown. (And Wicker Park and Lincoln Park are nearby.) Walk around for half an hour, either to the park or do some window-shopping—or real-life shopping. Myopic Books and Reckless Records are nearby. You can easily spend an hour or two walking through the rooms where thousands of books are sitting there, waiting to be read or listen to Dum Dum Girls on blast while contemplating buying some records from the clearance bins—even though the last thing you need are half a dozen books or records in your already crowded living room.

But let us return to Lillie’s Q. The food was brought out on a small and sturdy aluminum tray, which resembled both the baking pans used in the kitchen as well as the lunch trays from the cafeteria. Part of me wanted to take home the tray and use it as a tray--or to bake.

Lillie's Q: Also available in as a food truck entity.
The pulled pork sandwich (seven bucks), which is what I ended up getting for lunch, was a good deal. It’s the right size, not too big or too small. My server, Sarah, mentioned that I could add some coleslaw on top of the pork (or as a side) for one dollar more. I do not eat coleslaw, so I politely declined. I did get the Mac ‘N’ Cheese as my side. For a dollar extra, they will add some meat into the mac ‘n’ cheese. My server suggested pulled pork, saying that it would make the dish taste even better than bacon or without any meat at all. I was concerned about going overboard with the pulled pork; after all, I was also ordering a pulled pork sandwich. But she recommended it, so it has to be good. They placed almost as much pulled pork in the mac ‘n’ cheese as they did for the sandwich. There weren’t bits of pork in the dish; there were big chucks of the stuff. The pork was tender but not too tender where it becomes too juicy to eat without making a mess all around. (But just in case, you get a giant, white rag as a napkin.) 

Try the Hot Smoky on your food. Try Smoky on appetizers.
On the table were the house barbeque sauces. I tried the hottest one (Hot Smoky) for the sandwich and the medium one (or Smoky) for the Mac ‘N’ Cheese ‘N’ Pork (or M&C&P).

Each beer comes with a glass jar for your drinking pleasure. It reminds me of drinking downstate (Illinois, Missouri, etc.), where I once drank some homemade liquor (I believe it was moonshine) out of a small jar. It was flavored, grape. Then I tried a fruit punch one. Both were very strong and very refreshing. I only had a single shot of each one but I had trouble getting up after drinking. I got up ten minutes after the drinking ended. It was that strong.

Speaking of drinking, a cold beer goes great with southern-style food. Well for most people, moonshine or whiskey is the perfect liquid companion with that, but I am not a moonshine and whiskey kind of guy. For me, beer is excellent with just about anything.

Whiskey out of a straw? I'm not sure this could end well.
Originally the beer for me was the Two Brothers Domaine Dupage (ABV 5.9%), a French-style country ale with a toasty, caramel taste that is also hoppy. Sarah said that they were out of the beer.

“Really?” I asked. (This the second time in four days that my first choice of beer was unavailable.) “It’s all gone?”

“The Milk Stout is the closest one we have to the Dupage,” she said. “It’s sweet and heavy.”

And the cow went over the moon. Then fell and passed out.



I ended up getting the Left Hand Milk Stout (ABV 5.9%), which was dark and heavy enough that I needed a glass of water (and it came in a glass jar, which was so cool.)

I chose a great time to enjoy a very fulfilling meal. Had I arrived an hour later, Lillie’s Q would have been packed with people, mostly there to drink and eat ‘til their stomachs erupted. Since they don’t take reservations, it is tough to find a table (especially for a group of four or more) on a weekend night. there is also the option of take-out, but for a place as laid-back as this, why not check it out and stay for the whole nine yards? Get a couple rounds of moonshine along with ribs and M&C&P in a cozy yet cool environment.


Let the writing (and food-tasting) begin!

Hello curious reader,

Welcome folks to the beginning of what I hope is a brilliant project.

The Adventures of the Accidental Food Critic. (The title alone is exciting.)

This was inspired by my contributions to food reviews for the weekend edition of the DePaulia, which was run by the incredibly dedicated (and hilarious) Joanie Faletto.

Since I am no longer writing (semi)professionally for a legit publication (The DePaulia), I have decided to continue as a freelance writer. I chose to do food since I can cover and discover many places. Also, it's tough to review movies and talk to actors and filmmakers when you are not working for a legit publication. Which means no more press screenings. Sad, I know.

This new blog will include my posts/reviews about various adventures I have at restaurants, bars, bar/grills, bakeries, and other places where one can get food and/or drinks. But mostly food.

My goal is to cover and write about a new place twice a week. I will not cover chains (i.e. Bennigan's, unless  one of them unveils a very intriguing dish that I cannot resist trying) nor will I write about obvious places that have been to a million times (like Nuevo Leon in Pilsen). Sometimes I will write about a bakery/cafe and sometimes I might write about bacon. Who knows. The important thing is to discover new places and to write consistently. Who knows, maybe some people will follow this blog and I could get picked up for something (like writing for a legit publication). 

Until then, let the adventures of the accidental food critic begin.

-Eddie, aka The Accidental Food Critic

P.S. I figure a song about eating would be appropriate to end this first post. The first official review will be posted shortly.